Anatomically Correct Trucks? Florida Says ‘No’
The brilliant people in the Florida State Legislature have a rousing topic before them. Some of them feel like it should be made law that people not be allowed to display their vehicles gender in a specific way.
While I don’t think that Truck Nutz are very classy, it is beyond silly that they are looking to outlaw them. Seriously, you have nothing better to debate? No debates on immigration? No talk of health care, or the rising cost of fuel and food? Truck Nutz are the biggest problem plaguing Florida right now? Are you kidding me?
The best is hearing it on Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me (the audio clip is in Panel Round Two). ”They are increasingly popular among drivers of pickups, SUVs, and other manly vehicles, which apparently are not already compensation enough.”
Every pun in this post was intended.
MattC said,
Wrote on April 28, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
I think TruckNutz would look great on my Mini — kinda like a set of Great Dane sized Neuticals would look fantastic on my cat, Lucy (ULTRAPLUS®, Item #NU-XXLarge, $409 pair). I just can’t decide between chrome, red or white… for the Mini, not the cat.
MattC said,
Wrote on April 29, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
Q: Aren’t TruckNutz really just cosmetic surgery?
A: TruckNutz go far beyond ‘cosmetic surgery’. Each day we receive calls or emails from delighted car & truck owners telling us in one way or another that “I would not have neutered had it not been for TruckNutz.” As a result, car & truck owners are not only helping to control car & truck overpopulation- but now have a happier, healthier car & truck which will live a longer life.
MattC said,
Wrote on April 29, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
Q: Can TruckNutz be implanted in people?
A: While the material used for TruckNutz is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including TruckNutz, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. TruckNutz are perfectly safe for cars & trucks but cannot legally be used on people.
Ben said,
Wrote on April 30, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
I thought about getting some of these for my mini van but my wife said she would cut them off if I did and I don’t want to buy her a bigger purse to accommodate a second pair.