Comments on: Where’s the Real List? http://www.wearebutmen.com/2008/04/26/wheres-the-real-list/ The innate ramblings of a bunch of guys Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:04:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: JASon http://www.wearebutmen.com/2008/04/26/wheres-the-real-list/comment-page-1/#comment-19 JASon Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:49:20 +0000 http://www.wearebutmen.com/?p=14#comment-19 If, as you say Matt, for some crazy reason there is no beer, I lean towards the screwdriver. I mean, seriously, what adult American male does not own at least two screwdrivers? I'd be willing to bet the average adult American male owns at least 6. If, as you say Matt, for some crazy reason there is no beer, I lean towards the screwdriver. I mean, seriously, what adult American male does not own at least two screwdrivers? I’d be willing to bet the average adult American male owns at least 6.

]]> By: MattC http://www.wearebutmen.com/2008/04/26/wheres-the-real-list/comment-page-1/#comment-18 MattC Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:00:27 +0000 http://www.wearebutmen.com/?p=14#comment-18 If, for some crazy beer isn't around, I'll don't mind a crown & coke -- easy on the coke. If, for some crazy beer isn’t around, I’ll don’t mind a crown & coke — easy on the coke.

]]> By: JASon http://www.wearebutmen.com/2008/04/26/wheres-the-real-list/comment-page-1/#comment-17 JASon Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:52:59 +0000 http://www.wearebutmen.com/?p=14#comment-17 It's very unlikely that they'll need to embalm Keith any when he gives up acting like he's alive. Dude's preserved more than SPAM at this point. It’s very unlikely that they’ll need to embalm Keith any when he gives up acting like he’s alive. Dude’s preserved more than SPAM at this point.

]]> By: Ben http://www.wearebutmen.com/2008/04/26/wheres-the-real-list/comment-page-1/#comment-16 Ben Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:37:17 +0000 http://www.wearebutmen.com/?p=14#comment-16 Good/Have lead me to do things that should never be spoken of again: Irish Car Bomb (enough to curl your nose hairs but I prefer to stick with just stout) Bad/My wife drinks these: Tequila Sunrise, Manhattan, Gin and Juice, Martini (a lot of alcohol does not equal something I wouldn't feel funny ordering Other category: nuclear Waste (Keith Richards should not be taken into account here. I mean he has anti freeze and liquid LSD in his veins instead of blood and he can hardly be considered alive.) On the whole the only real drink that I feel comfortable ordering other than beer and straight bourbon or scotch (2-3 fingers neat) is a whisky sour and only if I haven't shaved in two days and happen to be wearing a lot of flannel and denim. Good/Have lead me to do things that should never be spoken of again: Irish Car Bomb (enough to curl your nose hairs but I prefer to stick with just stout)

Bad/My wife drinks these: Tequila Sunrise, Manhattan, Gin and Juice, Martini (a lot of alcohol does not equal something I wouldn’t feel funny ordering

Other category: nuclear Waste (Keith Richards should not be taken into account here. I mean he has anti freeze and liquid LSD in his veins instead of blood and he can hardly be considered alive.)

On the whole the only real drink that I feel comfortable ordering other than beer and straight bourbon or scotch (2-3 fingers neat) is a whisky sour and only if I haven’t shaved in two days and happen to be wearing a lot of flannel and denim.

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