Where’s the Real List?
Holy Taco presents us with a list they call The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World. Some of the highlights are:
- Irish Car Bomb
- Rusty Nail
- Jagerade
- Nuclear Waste — keeps Keith Richards alive and … can you consider him “well?”
What did they get right? What did they miss?
Ben said,
Wrote on April 26, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Good/Have lead me to do things that should never be spoken of again: Irish Car Bomb (enough to curl your nose hairs but I prefer to stick with just stout)
Bad/My wife drinks these: Tequila Sunrise, Manhattan, Gin and Juice, Martini (a lot of alcohol does not equal something I wouldn’t feel funny ordering
Other category: nuclear Waste (Keith Richards should not be taken into account here. I mean he has anti freeze and liquid LSD in his veins instead of blood and he can hardly be considered alive.)
On the whole the only real drink that I feel comfortable ordering other than beer and straight bourbon or scotch (2-3 fingers neat) is a whisky sour and only if I haven’t shaved in two days and happen to be wearing a lot of flannel and denim.
JASon said,
Wrote on April 26, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
It’s very unlikely that they’ll need to embalm Keith any when he gives up acting like he’s alive. Dude’s preserved more than SPAM at this point.
MattC said,
Wrote on April 26, 2008 @ 4:00 pm
If, for some crazy beer isn’t around, I’ll don’t mind a crown & coke — easy on the coke.
JASon said,
Wrote on April 26, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
If, as you say Matt, for some crazy reason there is no beer, I lean towards the screwdriver. I mean, seriously, what adult American male does not own at least two screwdrivers? I’d be willing to bet the average adult American male owns at least 6.