Nay, we are but men. Rock!

What man does not like a quality sound system?  Everyone loves their 5.1, 7.1, and 10.2 as much as the next guy (i guess they even have 22.2 working models now), and especially love the hardware they entail.  The smell of the new wafers inside the glossy black (hopefully black–do any real men buy any other color?) housing…..aaah…   I love the sound of crisp tweeters, deep mids, and rumbling subs, seeing the bright little LEDs blinking back at me, waiting for my discretionary selection (Billy Ray Cyrus, of course).

Ah, the glory of gold-plated cables & terminals and multi-unit remotes!

Anyway, I don’t know how many of you have had systems in your cars (I once had an 800-watt system in my car, that was worth more than my car–ohhh I love you Kicker) and have enjoyed the mobility of premium sound, but I have a news flash for you.  Your tricked-out cars are obsolete.  I have, for you, (I know you are drooling at the thought) the NEXT generation of mobile audio.  You can thank me later.

Here it is

Oh, and Billy Ray Cyrus was totally a joke.  You did get that, right?  Remember, this is a Man blog.

It was really David Hasselhof