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8 Aug, 2008 1 Comment Awesome Bacon Burn George Foreman mmmmm Tasty! Oink Oink! Piggy Vaseline

You all know that I love bacon. It is the king of breakfast meats–it laughs in the face of Queen Italian Sausage (and her wicked stepsister Maple), while Jester Jimmy Dean whimpers in the corner, and Servant Ham shovels the latrine.

If I could, I would carry some in my pocket everywhere I go. Who am I kidding? I would take a bacon shower (only if it’s cooked first).

That said, here is a great way to start the perfect day! And by perfect day, I mean any that starts with bacon!

And I will never have to worry about burning my foot on the George Foreman again.

(Honey! Can you come rub Vaseline on my foot?!?)

ATTENTION! I know who they REALLY are!

5 Aug, 2008 1 Comment Awesome Indoors No life Stupid Superhero Up up and away!

You know a superhero.

I am tired of how fast they drive/run/fly, the star treatment they get, and the lucrative endorsement deals–they are vigilantes, and not above the law! They need to be stopped! To further this cause, I have painstakingly uncovered the lay identities of the following superheroes, so we can ALL know who they are!

Here, for the world to see, are the identities uses to fight crime, protect the innocent, and lay around the house on Saturdays.

First to be revealed: MATT!