That’s Not Bath Water
I gave the boys a bath tonight. Nothing unusual, really, just a normal bath experience. My bath time routine goes something like this:
- Get the water running; usually the sound of the running water brings the boys with excitement.
- Strip off their clothes, “toss” them into the tub.
- Let the playing commence.
- After a while wash them down.
- Let the playing continue.
- Oldest out first; dry him down, and send off for pjs
- Youngest out; dry him down, and let him roam freely until the wife clothes him or I…
- Clean-up the mess of toys in the tub; address naked boy situation if necessary.
Everything went as normal until #8. I was picking up the toys, and youngest was roaming freely. He happened to step right up next to me to watch what I was doing. I thought nothing of it, until I recognized something was happening to my foot. Yup, naked boy was peeing on my toes. Fortunately I was wearing shoes, but I think I need to wash them now.
