Serious Medical Questions
I started running again today and I have a medical query for all of you who may be reading this. I have two main issues that arose when I ran this morning. The first issue is one that is very perplexing to me. The issue is that I do not enjoy running. I know tons of people who love running and use it as a way to reduce stress. For me it is quite the opposite. Running increases my stress level and I think it sucks. I wish someone could give me the actual medical explanation for why this is.
The second issue is a little more pressing seeing as how I have no idea how it got in there. Apparently I have a pygmy marmoset in my large intestine. This is the only explanation I have for the gurgling that happened at about the halfway point in the run, or in other words as far as I could get from my bathroom. It was this marmoset that forced me to do the, “I’m not gonna make it” waltz back to my house. I hate marmosets.
If there is a doctor that is reading I would really love a home cure or a prescription to get rid of my furry little companion that lives in my colon.
